Ten of My Favourite A.J. Aalto Quotes
Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author A.J. Aalto, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with A.J. Aalto you will find my ten favourites of A.J. Aalto’s quotes.
Popular Quotes
“Baboons, I observed. One with a big gun and the other with a big mouth, and both with alpha-sized, flaming pink asses.”
― Touched
“Look, I’m sick. It’s early. Don’t tick me off or I’ll toss your salad.” He stopped short, and I could tell he wanted to gape at me, but was too tired to bother. “Whatever could that phrase mean, my darling?” I shrugged. “Heard it in a movie once. It’s something they do to each other in prison, so it’s gotta be bad.”
― Death Rejoices
“I am not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination. Any time before eight A.M., no amount of birds chirping, sun shining or caffeine will perk me, and the slightest irritation is met with the threat of bleary-eyed violence. A”
― Death Rejoices
“Just my luck; finally offered free, weird sex and it was by a freaky-ass priest. Dude wanted to save me… with dick. Was this a joke?”
― Last Impressions
“What are you, a James Bond villain?” I said. “The least-hot Bond girl ever? Pussy NoMore?”
― Touched
“Sharing pain with someone isn’t something to take lightly. Every month, Chapel sent me chocolates for my PMS cravings, and I took Midol to lessen his discomfort.”
― Death Rejoices
“Bad dreams are rehearsals for the struggle to survive; they exist to prepare us in the waking world.”
― Death Rejoices
“Have we met?” I asked. “Because I don’t recognize you at all.” “Then by all means, allow me to introduce myself,” Harry said, his easy playfulness returning. He stepped closer, straightening the blood-soaked black lace at his collar, backing me up with his soft, padding approach. “I am the icy push of immortality through your veins. I am the grave-wrought hand around your heart. I am the cold wind that blows up your skirt.” He crooked a brow at me. “Do you require a more tangible reminder, DaySitter?”
― Death Rejoices
“I took a bracing sip of espresso and pictured Batten prancing out in the snow wearing nothing but a sport sock, trilling Tiptoe Through the Tulips in Tiny Tim falsetto.”
― Touched
“I have been sexually assaulted by a madwoman, agent. She hit my head on the ground and forced my face against her breasts. There may have been humping.”
― Death Rejoices
10 Famous Quotes by Author A.J. Aalto
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One Final Bonus
“If I might suggest a course of action?” “Not necessary,” I called, poking my head back out. “Do you mean to say this concatenation of events—“ “Totally planned,” I fibbed. “Scaring off any wild animals and such.” “As one does,” Harry said agreeably. “Like Bear Grylls does,” I said. “You bet your ass.” “What do you see?” Scarrow asked. “A whole lot of fucking dark, since I’m inside a walled-off tunnel, at night, in a snowstorm, you cross-stroking wankbasket.”
― A.J. Aalto, Last Impressions
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