Ten of My Favourite carsten stroud Quotes
Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author carsten stroud, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with carsten stroud you will find my Ten favourites of carsten stroud’s quotes.
Popular Quotes
“The Term “a Criminal Lawyer” Is the Opposite of an Oxymoron”
― Carsten Stroud, The Homecoming
“Back at the scene of the rollover they had brought in the dogs, who got one snootful of all the guts and gore scattered all over the place and, after a whispered conference, expressed their regrets and respectfully declined to participate.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Homecoming
“Helga Sigrid was born in Reykjavik, Iceland, and still had an accent right out of Wagner. She was almost as tall as he was, and as Nordic as it was possible to get without disappearing altogether whenever the sun came out.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Reckoning
“Go get us some burgers and coffee. I’ll get on the horn to Mark Hopewell. I’ll ask him for a list.”
“Cheese or plain?”
“I’m on a diet.”
“Plain then. And no fries?”
“I said I’m on a diet, not a death march.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Homecoming
“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyeballs on beer, and the kid was waving the weed whacker around like he was Luke Skywalker. It wasn’t going to end well.”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville
“His name was Mr. Quan and he was the concierge, which explained the black suit and the lavender shirt but not the oversized bow tie in chrome-yellow silk. Perhaps nothing could.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Homecoming
“Helga, we need to talk. There’s something you’ve got to know about.”
“You sound so serious, Lemon.”
“I am, Helga. Deadly serious.”
“Okay. I will be right over. Stay nude.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Reckoning
“He did not walk in beauty like the night. In fact, he slouched in warthog ugly like a Hangover Monday in Barstow,”
― Carsten Stroud, The Homecoming
“Money might be the root of all evil, but two million in stolen cash was mainly a hernia risk.”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville: Book One of the Niceville Trilogy
“God made the universe out of nothing, and if you look real close, you can tell.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Homecoming
10 Famous Quotes by Author carsten stroud
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One Final Bonus – carsten stroud Quote
“Lemon Featherlight was an ex-Marine, a full-blood Mayaimi Indian, irritatingly handsome in a piratical sort of way, a condition even more grating because all the women loved him, and made even moreso because he was actually a decent guy, and nobody needed that.”
― Carsten Stroud, The Reckoning
