Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Art. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on art.
Art Joke 1
“My mate hung himself in a modern art gallery.
It was three weeks before anyone noticed.”
Art Joke 2
“A new exhibition where the artist uses human excrement to create celebrity portraits opens tomorrow.
There’ll be some familiar faces on show.”
Art Joke 3
“An artist tried to concentrate on his painting, but the attraction he felt for his nude model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. “”Maybe your other models let you kiss them,”” she said, “”but I’m not that kind of girl!””
“”Actually, I’ve never tried to kiss any of my models before,”” he protested.
“”Really?”” she asked, softening. “”How many models have there been?””
“”Four so far,”” he replied, thinking back. “”A jug, two apples and a vase.”””
Art Joke 4
“I’ve just found a portrait of a policeman in the loft.
I think it’s a Constable.”
Art Joke 5
“Who’s boss of the pencil case?
The Ruler.”
Art Joke 6
“My girlfriend insisted on going to the art gallery so I went along with it and after an hour looking at pictures I called her over and said, “”What about this one?””
“”Are you serious?””
“”Yeah, it’s the best one I’ve seen yet.””
“”If you don’t want to be here, then leave.””
“”When did I say that?””
“”When you called me over to look at the EXIT sign.”””
Art Joke 7
Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, does this make it the purest form of art?
Art Joke 8
“I always thought auctions were really boring, but the one I went too today was really exciting.
Granted, I was sat at the back of the room with a tazer.”
Art Joke 9
“I think I have a photographic memory…
…All the people in my head have red eyes.”
Art Joke 10
“I’ve developed a foolproof technique any of you can use to sculpt a model of an elephant.
1. Get a huge block of marble.
2. Chip away anything that doesn’t look like an elephant.”
Jokes on Art
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