Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Irony. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on irony.
Irony Joke 1
“My mate told me that I just don’t understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.”
Irony Joke 2
“Just think – the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn’t know what it’s like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.
But he will do this Friday, thanks to me –
I’m gonna go down there and tell him.”
Irony Joke 3
“I really don’t get karaoke, I just don’t see the point of it.
I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I’ll go to an Amy Winehouse gig.”
Irony Joke 4
“The definition of irony;
Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.”
Irony Joke 5
“I’ve just read a report that cardboard packaging made from recycled newsprint can cause cancer.
I’m really worried now as for many years I’ve been buying my cigarettes packaged in this stuff.”
Irony Joke 6
“Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.
I lost it.”
Irony Joke 7
“I hate it when people steal quotes from movies.
It makes me angry, and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
Irony Joke 8
“Just saw my mate who was wearing a really nice anti-racism wristband. I asked him where he bought it so I could get one.
“”They’ve got loads in the Paki shop””, he replied.”
Irony Joke 9
“My friend’s name is Luke Hemia and something quite ironic has happened to him.
His fire extinguisher blew up and burned his house down.”
Irony Joke 10
“””One ring to rule them all,
“”One ring to find them,
“”One ring to bring them all
“”And, in the darkness bind, them.””
Ironic that the “”One Ring”” that has the ability to bind mankind in darkness and bring nothing but pain and misery to the world looks suspiciously like a wedding ring.”
Jokes on Irony
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