Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Poem. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on poem.
Poem Joke 1
“I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.”
Poem Joke 2
“There once was a man called Hawking,
Who got very bored of walking,
He got on a scooter,
Attached a computer,
And now it does all of the talking.”
Poem Joke 3
“Roses are brown,
Violets are brown…
Okay, who shat in my garden?”
Poem Joke 4
“Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey.
I’m a Dog.”
Poems Joke 5
“Roses are boring,
Violets are Bland,
You’re spending Valentines,
At home with your hand.”
Poem Joke 6
Writing a break up Poem to some one. Need a line that rhymes with….”you forget to mention your trans-gender operation”.
Poem Joke 7
“I’m a man from Norfolk called Grant
my gran is also my aunt
my sister’s my mother
my uncles my brother
you try to explain it, I can’t”
Poem Joke 8
“If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
You’re probably the gunman.”
Poem Joke 9
“I had an accident, just the other day,
I had an accident, i wanted them to pay,
I had an accident, and this is what I said:
I said…….
…..ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla Bing bang,
ooh reg pooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bang bang!
At this point the officer insisted on a breathaliser test.”
Poem Joke 10
“Our stock is too low to trade-off,
My friends are about to get laid off
And the future looks grim
For those ever so dim
To invest all their money with Madoff.”
Jokes on Poem
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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Professions – Non Woke Jokes
