Short Hilarious Random Jokes About Animals – Insects
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Animals Insects. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on animals – insects.
Animals Insects Joke 1
“A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk.
Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music.”
Animals Insects Joke 2
“A dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?”
Animals Insects Joke 3
“A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
“”Can you have a look at him,”” he says, “”I think he’s cross-eyed””.
So the vet picks up the dog and examines him.
“”I’m going to have to put him down,”” says the vet.
“”Why, just because he’s cross eyed?””
“”No,”” says the vet, “”because he’s heavy!”””
Animals Insects Joke 4
“I’m really worried about my parrot.
He keeps saying, “”I can’t go on, I hate my life””.
My room-mate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying.”
Animals Insects Joke 5
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
Animals Insects Joke 6
“My kids want a dog but I’ve refused to get them a Labrador.
It’s frightening how many Labrador owners you see that have gone blind.”
Animals Insects Joke 7
“I bought a race horse and decided to call it “”MY FACE””.
Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting “”COME ON MY FACE””!!”
Animals Insects Joke 8
“I bought a new book today called “”How to end your pet’s life with dignity””
Even after I’d read it, I just couldn’t put it down.”
Animals Insects Joke 9
I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent, now he’ll never have any friends.
Animals Insects Joke 10
“I took my son’s goldfish to the vet today but it died just before we got there.
I knew I should have put some air holes in the cardboard box.”
Jokes About Animals – Insects
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