Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Psychology. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on psychology.
Psychology Joke 1
“Y G O L O H C Y S P:
Reverse psychology”
Psychology Joke 2
“I’m not actually sure which is worse.
On my application form for Hull university to study psychology, where it asked why I wanted to study psychology, I put as a joke, “”To get inside a girl’s head, so I can get inside their pants””.
Or the fact that they accepted me and gave me books on hypnosis as suggested reading.”
Psychology Joke 3
“Little Johnny has just returned from a psychological examination.
“”Well, Johnny,”” says his mother, “”what did the psychologist say?””
“”He said I had an Oedipus Complex,”” says Johnny.
“”Just you forget that Oedipus rubbish!”” says his mother. “”The main thing is you love your mummy.”””
Psychology Joke 4
The first rule of reverse psychology club is don’t not talk about reverse psychology club
Psychology Joke 5
“Sigmund Freuds ‘Oedipus complex’.
Not so much a theory as an admission of guilt.”
Psychology Joke 6
“You can tell a lot about a person from their favorite book.
Stealing their phone and reading their texts also works.”
Psychology Joke 7
“I was helping the behavioral scientist from next door, get his trailer on the drive.
“”You’re doing it all wrong,”” I said, “”left is right and right is left.””
I hate reversing a psychologist.”
Psychology Joke 8
“I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn’t seem to take me anywhere…
Then I realized I was on the descending escalator.”
Psychology Joke 9
“Everybody thinks I’m a fatalist.
Well they would, wouldn’t they?”
Psychology Joke 10
“My wife finally announced this morning that we were splitting up- she just couldn’t handle my precognition any longer..
So I left last night.”
Jokes on Psychology
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