Test Your Kinkiness By Taking The Most Twisted 18+ Test Online
It’s not a joke. There’s this website BDSMTEST that tests your kinkiness. That tests your wildest sexual fantasies, literally. It even says on the front page – Let’s test the kink out of you! And it’s not your typical “What is your inner animal?” test – no, this is an actual test with really intimate sexual questions. Fortunately, you get to chose whether you wanna do it anonymously or by registering.
So, dare you enter? Come on, you know you want to. Read this article first to get some guidelines, because it can get pretty scary and dark over there, but then enter the website.
Once you’ve entered the website and chose if you wanna be anonymous or not, you simply click “next”. And let the games begin. There’s no turning back.
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Right after that, the site asks you for some basic info, such as age, gender and sexual orientation. Then you choose the longer or, the shorter test. The longer one is for beginners, examines you in more detail. The shorter one is for, well, not professionals, but still, someone who has at least some experience in BDSM. If you take the longer test, as we did, it’ll take you about 10 to 15 minutes to finish it. So, take your pick and continue to the next page – the darkest one of all. Maybe now you’re reconsidering? Don’t. Enter. Explore yourself.
Here the testing finally begins. The playtime. It’s a standard testing system – to what extent do you agree or disagree with each statement? Followed by questions and multiple answers for which you can choose from “strongly agree” to “strongly disagree”, with different levels in between. Only there’s nothing standard about the questions and answers themselves. Here, we’ll give you a few examples.
- “I like to be dominated, mostly in the bedroom.”
- “I like receiving pain during sex/BDSM and seeing the results of it (marks/bruises, makeup running by tears, etc.) afterwards.”
- “I don’t have ant sort of specific fetish or non-standard sexual turn-on.”
- “I am open to trying anything once, even if I don’t think I will like it.”
- “I’d like to have sex with multiple people at the same time.”
- “If I could make some money from selling porn clips of myself, I definitely would.”
- “The idea of being tortured sexually arouses me.”
- “I enjoy it when people are watching me being naked or having sex.”
- “I like to dominate my partner(s), especially in the bedroom.”
- “I would like to be nothing but a 24/7 sex slave (i.e. not having any human interaction outside of sex and BDSM).”
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This is just a small portion of what you get. You have 7 levels of answers to choose from between “strongly agree” and “strongly disagree”. After finishing the test, you get detailed results with percentages. For example 100% slave, 98% “degradee”, 15% Daddy/Mommy, 51% sadist, 74% masochist, and much more such as rope bunny, primal, vanilla, experimentalist, Master/Mistress, etc. Basically, you’ll finally know how much and are you really even kinky. But don’t lie, because you’re doing the test for yourself, no one else, so you’d be lying to yourself. Also, for each of these results, you get to click on “more info”, explaining what that actually means. Best of all, you get an option to share your perverted results on social media! Who wouldn’t want that, right? We can’t tell for sure, but we’re pretty certain no one shared it. LOL!
There’s also another section on the website – BDSM Info & Archetypes, to help you better understand.
Anyway, it’s dark and twisted (the site is actually in dark mode), yet so damn captivating. It’s similar to what we wrote about BDSM in our previous article
So, we ask you again – dare you enter your true sexuality?
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